So I saw everybody posting their Steam Replay 2024 charts and I was like, bet I can find mine too. Grabbed my lukewarm coffee, mashed my keyboard password wrong twice – classic Monday morning stuff – finally logged into Steam.
How I Found It
First I poked around my library for like ten minutes feeling lost. Then remembered there’s that Replay section near the store page. Scrolled down past all the sale banners and bam! There it was blinking – “Your 2024 Steam Replay” in fancy letters. Clicked so fast I almost spilled coffee on my pajama pants.
The Awkward Stats
Stats popped up showing my top played garbage:
- Vampire Survivors – 157 hours (embarrassing)
- Fallout 4 – 89 hours (mostly building trash settlements)
- Lethal Company – 47 hours (yelling at friends)
Total playtime 342 hours? Man last year was 700+. Guess adulting really did murder my gaming time.
Scrolled sideways seeing all these achievement percentages. Felt personally attacked seeing I only finished 10% of games I bought. Like bro, why’d I even pay full price for that space RPG last March? Played it twice and forgot.
The Realization Part
Noticed my playtime tanked hardest during May. That’s when my stupid neighbor’s dog kept barking at 3AM nonstop for weeks. Couldn’t sleep, couldn’t game properly. Ended up playing those mindless clicker games just to chill. Explains why Vampire Survivors topped the list – zero brain cells required.
Then summer hit and my PC started overheating like crazy. Had to slap four textbooks under it as a “cooling system” until payday. Could only run potato-mode games that month. Whole replay chart looks like my personal rollercoaster of fail moments.
Sharing Disaster
Button at bottom says “share your replay”. Nah. Not after that pitiful lineup showed up. My friends would roast me forever for having more hours in a dumb bullet-hell game than Elden Ring.
Closed the tab, opened Steam store immediately. Now browsing sales to fix my shame with more unplayed games. Full circle moment.
