So last night I decided to finally check out that new casino everyone’s talking about. Grabbed my laptop around 8 PM after dinner, still in my pajamas honestly. First thing I noticed? Their welcome banner flashes like crazy. Almost gave me a headache before I even started.
Signing Up Was Messy
Typed in my email but the verification took forever. Like 20 minutes just waiting for their email? Refreshed my inbox ten times. Password rules were ridiculous though – uppercase, number, symbol, must contain hieroglyphics probably. After third try it finally accepted.
Deposit Drama
Tried adding funds with my regular card. Big mistake. Got instant red error message saying “Payment rejected” with zero explanation. Had to dig through five pages to find their cryptocurrency options. Finally got Bitcoin deposit working but man, took me half hour just to put money in.
Game Testing Chaos
Clicked slots section first. Loading time… brutal. Each game took like 40 seconds to open. Played that dragon-themed one everyone raves about. Spin animations were so laggy I thought my browser froze twice. Table games section looked like it hadn’t been updated since 2010 – cards looked pixelated as hell.
Live Support Surprise
Got stuck during withdrawal so I hit up chat support. Actual human replied in 2 minutes! But they kept asking the same security questions repeatedly. Felt like interrogation over $20. Finally processed my request but the fees? Ouch. Didn’t mention those anywhere before.
Final Pros & Cons
Good stuff:
- Bonuses were actually bigger than advertised
- Mobile version works smoother than desktop
- They have those jackpot games I like
Awful stuff:
- Verification process is borderline paranoid
- Payment failures with no error explanations
- Games run slower than dial-up internet
Honestly doubt I’ll keep using it long-term. Withdrawal hassle alone made me wanna rip my hair out. Maybe good for quick bonuses but that’s it. Finished testing around midnight feeling exhausted – and $50 lighter from those damn fees they never mentioned.
